Short Stories

Calm Down

My friend's hand shivered over the Nuke Canada button. He yelled: "CALM DOWN?! I AM CALMED DOWN. YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN." I pinched the bridge of my nose. "Carl, dude. You're having a temper tantrum again." "A WILD ALLEGATION AGAINST MY GOOD CHARACTER."…


Fun Games To Play While You're Waiting To Be Born

"Hey, sis! Wanna play I Spy? I spy... something sof–" "Placenta." "Wow! Okay okay next thing, I spy... something mois–" "Placenta. It's always placenta. Can we play something else?" "Sure! Rock Paper Scissors? Twenty Questions? Kick The Wall Until Mom Tells…


The Boy-Weapon

The knight returned with a half-human, half-dragon boy. The king scowled. "Fool, I commanded you to slay the dragon, not lay the dragon!" They trained the boy, wrapped him in muscle and metal. His trainers were suspicious of the child with dragon blood, but they knew he was…


Lone Wolf

Group #1 that keeps hassling me at my job: furries, who want a big Werewolf Daddy Group #2 that keeps hassling me at my job: the local werewolf gang, who want a new "pup" for their "pack". Group #3 that keeps hassling me at my job:…


Normal Guy

Look I swear I'm a totally normal guy. Sure maybe I have long hair, a couple tattoos, a secret superpower that lets me lift anything of any weight, but other than that I promise I'm just your average Joe! I didn't want any trouble, honest. Even though I worked at…